I was not surprised but I wasn’t impressed either to find out (after asking ehem) that ze father of the year (to be known after this as FOTY) is gallivanting somewhere out of town this weekend.
of course without any heads up to any of us (his offsprings and his lowly ex-wife) because you know it is unthinkable that I may need his help looking after the kids on the weekends. certainly implausible that kids may want to see him. and absolutely improbable that I might want to go out and need him to babysit.
and this is why I don’t date..on top of the following reasons:
1. most men can’t spell
2. most men are superficial
3. most men are judgmental
4. most men lack initiatives in general